Greyhounds with the heads of Brunnel,

Steel Bridges and ships,

Trains/Crocodiles wearing bowler hats,

Exploding Grannies,

Terraced houses,

Traffic cone eating policemen that look like Paul McCartney,

Basketball players dressed like nurses,

Cool little cat men,

Cool little monkey men,

Monkeys on fruit machines,

Priests having a hot dog eating competition in a sex shop,

Vegetables having sex,

Cats with kettle bodies cooking on the stove,

Shemales with the heads of Salvador Dali and Picasso,

Bulls in dresses,

Corpses in the bathtub with bum hole eyes,

Housewives lawn mowing the carpet,

A floor full of dildoes,

Super models eating each other,

Robots eating babies,

A Magician buggering a giraffe whilst standing on a stool,

Elephants smoking pipes,

Men with the faces of Ron Howard injecting herons into their arms,

The Proclaimer's farting violently on Pop Eye,

Dogs with the face of David Schwimmer,

Hitler and Graham Norton eating Ghandi’s lungs,

Politicians with baby heads on escalators,

Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsey ripping the arms of Anthea Turner,

The Elephant man,

Davina digging a hole for a mongoose,

Damien Hurst throwing his own shit into the air,

Geese riding bikes,

Churchill looking at arch duke Franz Ferdinand who is dressed as an Indian girl through a telescope,

Beetroot’s reading the news,

George Bush eating the head of a baby Jesus,

Etonian boys with fannies for faces,

A Kangaroo with the head of John Lennon,

Lesbian ants,

A bearded lady eating a fruit pie,

A frog with the head of Descartes,

Cars with the legs of race horses,

A lamp that when turned on electrocutes a sloth who subsequently lights a match,

Crazy peppercorns in my eyes.